Hogwarts

  • Ravenclaw: Knowledge comes first
  • Syltherin: Knowledge is power
  • Hufflepuff: Knowledge is gained through hard work
  • Gryffindor: THIS IS SPARTA

xaphrin:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

STAAAAAAAAAHP.
STAAAAAHP NOW.
NO.

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(vía unitedstatesofamericant)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Fuente: alexandrakollontai, vía unitedstatesofamericant)

film-o-koncu-swiata:

i read so much gay fanfiction that homosexuality is becoming straight for me

Reading sad angst fanfics of your otp like

  • Me: no-noPE. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. FUCK YOU.
  • Me: FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FUCKING. SWEAR. TO. FUCKING. GOD.
  • Me: YOU IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOU REALIZE THAT BEFORE?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID DIPSHIT LITTLE BITCH
  • Me: KISS HIM. KISS HIM.
  • Me: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE THE WRITER OF THIS STORY TOO I HATE YOU ALL I HATE EVERYTHING.
  • Me: *rolls off bed* NOPE.
  • Me: SON OF A BITCH NO.
  • Me: *deep gross sobbing*
  • Me: *screams and jumps out a window and bombs entire neighborhood*
  • Me: .........
  • Me: let's read it again that was amazing.